Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
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After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
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I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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