You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
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I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
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I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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