This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
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Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
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Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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