my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
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So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
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I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
How naked do you want me to be?
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