my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
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white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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