good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
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Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
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Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
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YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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