Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
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I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
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Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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