Soap is not a condiment
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
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He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
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Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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