Your mouth is God's brothel.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
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The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
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Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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