he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
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I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
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I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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