I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
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I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Drunk walkin through police station. America
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
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No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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