no, he came in my armpit
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
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i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
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I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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