Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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