Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
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Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
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The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
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