i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
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I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
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We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
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