Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
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