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  • 79 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 3:33am

    does your 2 inch cock even get erect?

  • 77 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 1:51am

    This isn't science class, opposites attract doesn't work in the real world. If you're attracting ugly, you're probably really ugly yourself.

  • 71 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 2:54pm

    Stop looking into the mirror and cut ur f$

  • 80 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 11:44pm

    I bet this was sent by a white guy in a sideways cap. Maybe if you're getting really ugly girls, you're a really ugly guy. And possibly retarded.

  • 71 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 11:34pm

    just because you thumbed yourself up 11:14 doesn't make you clever.

  • 74 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 2:46am

    wow 2:37 you type so eloquently :)

  • 59 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 2:37am

    though there's a poetic quality to your vulgarity, you're obviously a fool. beggars can't be chosers.

  • 71 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 10:57am

    talking like this, op should take whatever he can get.

  • 73 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 11:07pm

    Nobody owes a dumbass like you anything.

  • 61 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 11:44pm

    11:41, that was u callin me askin for some Josh? Lmfao I'm pissed someone put my # here

  • 74 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 11:14pm

    11:07 is one of those ugly bitches....

  • 55 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:16am

    @ 7:35 no the correct way to say it was how he said it, bitch.

  • 57 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 7:20pm

    I've heard this in some joke thing somewhere...fake

  • 68 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 5:35pm

    You suck. This is why white kids should stop listening to rap. Thier best urban speak sounds like an in living color joke that was cut.

  • 60 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 4:52am

    Sounds like a personal problem, not HER problem. Your penis is probably ugly. What does the poor girl get for having to look at that?

  • 54 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 11:41pm

    Haha, I've called some of those numbers for you guys. :) the 914 area code was this one guy and he was asleep

  • 55 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 7:35pm

    The correct way to say that is that woman was so ugly that she owes you some arrousal.

  • 55 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 9:19pm

    hahahahah sucks for you man

  • 55 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 2:43am

    really? TFLN is not only excepting "your momma" jokes but now "she was so ugly...." jokes as well....awww sad

  • 62 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 2:32am

    Arthur is here bitches

  • 53 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 8:03am

    Yeah definitely a guys fault when a chick is ugly, that makes total sense, feminnazis on this site kill it.

  • 52 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:15am

    One of the funniest txt ever. Hahahaha.

  • 59 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 9:47am

    Flip her over and fuck her ass!!!

  • 59 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 5:48pm

    Lol... If she's that bad you shouldve walked away. I bet youre dressed like K Fed tho so maybe you attract ugly women and couldn't turn down some pussy? Sounds like it...

  • 59 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 10:23pm

    That's so mean yet so true and I love it!!!

  • 54 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 8:16am

    Is there even such thing as an attractive penis? It's purely function over form down there in my opinion.

  • 56 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 12:43pm

    bag it and fuck it. Then don't look at it and walk away. Don't give it your name or number and it will just go away

  • 45 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 3:15am

    Lmfao she owes me an erection