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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 5:09pm

    hell yeah asheville!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 2:13am

    I bet Ryan helm has a nice dick!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 3:35pm

    this is hilarious and so true...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 4:18pm

    haha, i work at the breakers in newport and think the same thing...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 3:52pm

    sounds like someone has castle envy.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 10:11pm

    I bet Anderson Cooper has a nice dick

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 3:16pm

    Ha! You're thinking about someone's penis!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 3:15pm

    This is the funniest text I've seen on here in months

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 3:47pm

    Best text EVER!!!!!!! Now every time I go to asheville, I'll start cracking up for no reason.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 5:34pm

    I'm from hickory... And I have a small house. * wink*

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 10:43pm

    This is especially funny if you're from near Aville at all.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 1:20pm

    His grandson used to go to my school.... and it runs in the family. I sware.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 3:17pm

    If OP is a girl, that's freakin sweet!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 3:11pm

    Haha, lol! It does make you wonder...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 7:44pm

    Mylifeisfly is stupid. I makes even less sense than this site.

  • Submitted by Murderess on Mar 8, 10 at 10:45am

    I've been there and loves it...\njust sayin'

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 4:08am

    This is pretty funny actually!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 3:16pm

    If it were up your ass you would know!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 11:31am

    Or how big his wallet was. Silly.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 3:19pm

    Sometimes I look at the blitmore estate and wonder why my penis is so small?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 10:45am

    Hearst castle is a lot better. Biltmore is boring.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 8:24am

    Anderson Cooper IS a Vanderbilt!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 1:39am

    It was huge. Just like that hottie Anderson Cooper. He's hung like a horse from what I hear...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 12:54pm

    I took a tour in the house once. It's rediculous.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 8:20am

    I live in hickory too! And this is one of my favorite texts lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 5:39pm

    His name was Cornelius you dumb shit

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      Submitted by fakeglasses on May 25, 11 at 8:15pm

      Cornelius didn't build the house. George W. Vanderbilt built the house and developed the surrounding forests.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 7:49pm

    Mylifeisfly is stupid. I makes even less sense than this site.

  • Submitted by watkinseli on Sep 2, 10 at 9:13pm

    hahaha funniest thing is that when was first reading this txt, i looked to the right and an ad for the biltmore estate was there :D