your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
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... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
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I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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