But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
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Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
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i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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