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but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
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Um.. Fake. Grammer fail.
I think u mean porno, buddy. Calling it a porn makes u sound like an 8 year old who just found daddys naughty movie lying around
I like rough sexxxxxx. -xoxo
Because reality is the most grimey form of pornography.
Because they're not actually horny.
sounds like my life (:
I must be the boom mic guy.. I see a lot of action.. Just not with me. Fuck!
why are porn bitches cunts always so dry that they need to be lubed constantly with spit?
Hahaha! Story of my life too. Amazing
So you're a plumber/pizza boy?
Why doesn't yours sound the same?
i think i was part of that porno-asshole
Hahaha, this is hilarious.
and a plot with a list of STD's.
God I really hope everybody else in the house didn't hear us hooking up lasts night
How about I draw a dick eating a tank on your head?
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