What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
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