My hand turned me down
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
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i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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