Im at strip club and am horny
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
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Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
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What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
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