omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
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I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
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We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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