Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
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I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
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We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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