I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
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If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
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just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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