I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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