Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
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I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
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I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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