we have officially lost it.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
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He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
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Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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