Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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