Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
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I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
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I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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