Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
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By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
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Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
So apparently I’m into choking now
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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