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  • 58 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:46am

    I love how any of these that have to do with sex is like open invitation for everyone to let everyone else know just what THEIR sexual preferences and promiscuity levels are. Dear god. Yes, girls DO talk like this. But there's a difference between wanting a dick and wanting a dick and acting like a tramp about it. Have some class. And the girl that wrote the text needs to get a vibrator or find a guy that wants her because this one obviously doesn't.

  • 53 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:08pm

    Gotta love the double standards...if a guy says something along these lines, he gets high-fived. When a girl says it, she's called an insecure slut. Women get just as horny as guys do, if not more. So pants down, dick out, and we'll talk about names when we're done.

  • 49 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:19pm

    girls say shit like this all the time. and the ones who call us insecure, are probably the ugly ones who are currently in a "happy" relationship. fuck that shit,

  • 50 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:16pm

    I am in love with this girl!

  • 43 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:19pm

    speakin as a man im pretty sure if u throw it @ him he'll catch it!!!

  • 53 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:25am

    I'm a chick. I've said worse... or better depending on how you look at it. She gets brownie points for saying what's on her mind. She gets them taken away for going for a guy that has a gf. Hope she gets hit by a semi.

  • 48 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:28am

    tell the ****er how you feel make it happen :)

  • 47 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 9:53pm

    what are trifiling lessons?

  • 42 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:42pm

    trifiling lessons? makes no sense

  • 48 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:09am

    she sounds awesome hahaha i love her. and the people here are retarded. god forbid a girl speaks her mind and has some personality. she was sending a funny text, big deal. some of you guys have nothing better to do than judge other people and form hasty, ignorant opinions of them.

  • 37 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 5:26pm

    ohhhh, well good thing he don't have a gf anymore. & i did fuck his brains out hahahaha.

  • 48 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:41pm

    hahaha. it cracks me up how into this people get. this is a text someone sent, not something for you to critique! obviously there are some "personal" issues if this bothers you that muchhhh!

  • 45 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:53pm

    Yeah I say shit like this all the time. I even add an air thrust sometimes for emphasis. Go dick.

  • 35 34
    Submitted by jewish96 on May 11, 10 at 12:15am

    3:08 gets it... Why don't girls?

  • 41 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:10pm

    At the end of the day, you still went for a spoken-for dick, therefore you're skeezy and a ho. :)

  • 42 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:56pm

    9:31 Again, wrong cuntlip.

  • 39 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 1:13pm

    my bet is she goes to Slidell High....just sayin....

  • 42 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 9:32pm

    9:31 FTW. I think I'll call that "homowned".

  • 42 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:42pm

    You go girl! You can be my psycho babe any day. Let's get it on !!

  • 42 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 12:50am

    My names blaire except an E on the end lol

  • 44 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:56pm

    3:08, I'm a girl and I totally agree.

  • 36 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:49am

    bahahahaha. whoever this girl is she's my new best friend.

  • 44 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 8:19pm

    nice excuse to be a fucking whore. he's not yours slut.

  • 38 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 9:56am

    Seriously, 1:25? She doesn't owe his gf anything.

  • 40 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:16pm

    very very insecure girls might, 1:15. hmmm. dead beat parents.

  • 34 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:48am

    Hahaha! I love that she's saying what I we wish we could do!!! Gotta give it up to the maneaters out there. They are defintiely persistant and goal-oriented people. No one with a happy BF should be worried. If he's happy he'll stay. If he's willing to cheat it's either b/c he's unhappy or he's scum. Either way, it's time for you both to move on!!

  • 32 43
    Submitted by Newman on Jan 13, 10 at 1:40am

    This is why I love Louisiana especially the 985 !

  • 35 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 6:18pm

    3:08 AMEN. Girls get just as horny as guys, we just have self control.. usually.

  • 35 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:37pm

    Seriously, can't this chick find a single guy to fuck? It's called karma, and she's in for it!

  • 37 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:53am

    seriously. go for it if you want to. you have no obligation to his girl friend. he does.

  • 37 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 12:05am

    9:31 You're fucking lame!

  • 34 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:31pm

    to 985 and 3:08, more girls should express their feelings like both of you! Nothing wrong with be a horny chick in my book.

  • 43 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:13pm

    its all well and good to have a "blair" side...but can't you do it with someone who's not in a relationship alreadY?

  • 36 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:40am

    haha i was thinking the same thing... :)

  • 36 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:03pm

    TRIFLIN that means someone only is trying to talk to you with the interests of fucking. so if you call someone a "trifilin motherfucker" means dude was just trying to get into your pants the whole time when he stayed on the phone with you for three hours instead of actually caring about your mom problems. ha!

  • 28 40
    Submitted by hotgirl83 on Nov 10, 10 at 1:17am

    Since when does a South La girl need trifling lessons?

  • 30 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 6:07am

    classy with a capitol K... gotta love the northshore

  • 36 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 2:51pm

    BLAIR ROUSSEL?!?!?!?!

  • 36 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 6:03pm

    I hate women like you.

  • 33 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:11pm

    awww 3:08 i want what ur servin!! LOL

  • 33 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:49pm

    trust me real girls definitely say stuff like this ALLL the time and far cruder too, depends on how honest and upfront the girl is. when will u guys realize were just as horny as u????

  • 38 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 7:22pm

    Girls (and guys) who avoid talking like rabid sluts are more respectable. I like respectable people.

  • 36 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 5:52pm

    guys ((and girls)) always think i'm so innocent because i have that look... but trust me... we all have our blair side. ;]

  • 39 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 8:47pm

    And isn't the term "fucking whore" incredibly redundant?

  • 32 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 8:40am

    Gotta love the 985. The Northshore is so much better better than the city. The dirty Dell is the place to be

  • 29 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:26pm

    308 you are my kind of gal

  • 31 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:51pm

    to 1:16 - is a guy insecure when he says shit like this? I think not. Fuck off.

  • 31 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 8:58am

    So she intends to take a taken male and gets 2500 good nights. I have sex with a lover outside my (separated) marriage and get 1500 bad nights . . . .i think the double standard goes the opposite direction of conventional wisdom . . . you go girl! I'd say yes!

  • 31 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 9:59pm

    9:56, they're called morals... might want to look them up sometime. Put yourself in the same position as that guy's gf. Some bitch with the cunt the size of a wizards sleeve fucks your boyfriends brains out. But.... it's ok, since she doesn't owe you anything and all. Think before you write.

  • 33 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 9:31pm

    My bad, 8:19 = chubby sad queen.

  • 36 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 12:31am

    hell yes girls talk like this!

  • 41 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:42pm

    fuck yeah reppin 985 with style and grace

  • 38 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:13pm

    if you were a celebrity, you'd be amongst lindsay lohan and perez hilton...

  • 28 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:15pm

    do girls really say stuff like this?