no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
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Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
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yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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