i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
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When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
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When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
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