You don't have asthma, your pregnant
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
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I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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