My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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