can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
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It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
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No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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