with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
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Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
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Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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