Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
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I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
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Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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