Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
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I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
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My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
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