wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
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There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
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I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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