I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
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I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
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Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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