Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
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I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
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He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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