I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
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i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
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I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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