it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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