She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
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i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
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I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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