I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
should my penis look like a turkey
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Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
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We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
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