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  • Submitted by RuralNinja on Mar 9, 11 at 12:09pm

    And not a single fuck was given that day

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      Submitted by officespace on Mar 9, 11 at 12:45pm

      It's Missouri, no one ever gives a fuck.

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    Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Mar 9, 11 at 11:37am

    fuckin champion of water over here

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    Submitted by rangerwhitey on Mar 9, 11 at 1:14pm

    Winning

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    Submitted by Irisheveryday on Mar 10, 11 at 4:40am

    Gatorades better than waaaterrrrr....

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    Submitted by ojg15 on Mar 9, 11 at 12:03pm

    Literally!!? I don't fucking believe it..

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    Submitted by ThizzGOBLIN on Mar 9, 11 at 11:57am

    What a champ

  • 53 40
    Submitted by vaglaw on Mar 10, 11 at 12:39am

    this is obviously true, who doesnt walk around carrying GALLONS of water..

  • 73 88
    Submitted by dudeimshawn on Mar 9, 11 at 11:06am

    wow this text sucks so im just gonna say it: yesterday was fat tuesday and i fucked a fat chick. but its ok cause i came on her face and tits

  • 51 54
    Submitted by Sinny on Mar 10, 11 at 7:12am

    Must be all that tiger blood!!

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    Submitted by poopyface12 on Mar 9, 11 at 4:33pm

    Keep it classy, Missouri.

  • 54 64
    Submitted by NPH9384 on Mar 9, 11 at 12:32pm

    Perhaps it was a drinking trophy earned the previous night, necessitating the gallon of water?

  • 54 70
    Submitted by manlaw6 on Mar 9, 11 at 1:03pm

    This is obviously fake, that man does not exist! He is not literally there!

  • 42 47
    Submitted by digthis1 on Mar 10, 11 at 5:14am

    @dat azz haha well played

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    Submitted by landonmetz on Mar 10, 11 at 1:58am

    Seriously tfln, like seriously. This text got on here. I fear for the sake of humanity bc this is lame

  • 49 66
    Submitted by dawgs on Mar 9, 11 at 2:17pm

    Literally.

  • 37 69
    Submitted by via3435 on Mar 9, 11 at 10:54am

    1st(: